NSFWare
A downloadable game for Windows and Linux
WarioWare meets Pornhub.
This game is basically pornography, so you must be 18 or older to play...I guess?
Arrow keys only. R to restart. Esc to quit.
Music : LoopPacks.com (Thanks)
Special thanks :
Paint of Persia & Pornhub
Current highest score: 82 (DjackDDonovan)
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Great concept and stellar execution! I love it!
I'm attempting to download this game and try it out, but Chrome is detecting a virus in the Windows .zip file and not letting the download complete. I've never run into this before with any itch.io games, has the file been compromised in some way?
I used to play this all the time on windows a couple years ago. Revisited it recently and the linux version doesn't seem to work correctly but it does run well through wine.
Unrelated to that, anyone know how to win the tickle game? It's the only one I never figured out, and I can never get past 40-50 points because I almost always lose that one.
If I remember correctly, there are a certain number of zones you can tickles. One is randomly assigned as the "good one", you just need to quickly cycle through all of them. Might be a 3x3 grid
I like this little game very much hope to continue to update it, it would be better to have a scoring system
I'm sorry to say, this game was not for me. I find it a bit pointless using the cursor keys to satisfy some random game objectives. The scenes go by too quick. This is not erotic, it is just frustrating. So, while a lot of people seem to like it, this isn't my cup of tea.
pleeeease make a Mac version. looks awesome.
downloaded it on my mac & now i feel like a dummy
oh, all u gotta do is download the app itch on your mac. should pop up
I had a lot of fun trying to figure out how to play each microgame, and I've been able to figure out all of them except for Tickle. It's just really colorful and cheerful, and the diversity makes me happy.
Do you know Snapware ? ;) https://snapware.itch.io/
This is very cool! It's nice to see something so diverse.
On a sidenote, I'd advise fellow Linux users to just run the .exe through Wine though, as it works without issue.
Chmodding random libraries is never good practice.
Cette petite danse entre les minis jeux ! elle est parfaite ! :D
Je n'ai pas encore tout compris, certains sont loin d’être évidents, mais c'est marrant.
Et c'est cool de montrer plein de sexualités :)
I don't know if I have to be embarassed or aroused from this. But the one thing for sure is this bring entertainment and comedically change my way of perceiving porn x'D
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Hi! On dual screen systems the game currently positions itself in the middle, meaning that it's split over the two screens :s
Do you know how to fix this? This is on Linux, btw :)
I have unfortunately no idea how to fix this :(
I made the game on Adventure Game Studio (a game maker tool) and I don't have much influence on the quality of the build it gives me
Ah, that's a shame. I guess I'll just have to use a single monitor system for this. Thanks!
Interesting... some of animastions are nice...
ubuntu 17.10
./NSFWare
Adventure Game Studio v3.4 Interpreter
Copyright (c) 1999-2011 Chris Jones and 2011-2017 others
ACI version 3.4.0.16
Initializing allegro
Reading configuration
Looking for game data file
Game data file: /home/vadix/Documents/my_staff/Linux/data/NSFWare.ags
Game data version: 47
Requested engine version: 3.4.0.16
Setting up window
Initializing TTF renderer
Initializing mouse: number of buttons reported is 3
Checking memory
ci_find_file: cannot change to directory: Compiled
ci_find_file: cannot change to directory: Compiled
Initializing keyboard
Install timer
Initialize sound drivers
Trying digital driver ID: 'Auto' (0xffffffff), MIDI driver ID: 'Auto' (0xffffffff)
ALSA lib rawmidi_hw.c:233:(snd_rawmidi_hw_open) open /dev/snd/midiC0D0 failed: No such file or directory
Unable to initialize your audio hardware.
[Problem: /dev/sequencer: No such file or directory]
Installed digital driver ID: 'ALSA' (0x414c5341), MIDI driver ID: 'None' (0x0)
Install exit handler
Initialize path finder library
Load game data
Game data version: 47
Requested engine version: 3.4.0.16
Game GUI version: 118
NSFWare
Checking for disk space
Initializing MOD/XM player
Initializing resolution settings
Game native resolution: 640 x 400 (32 bit)
Device display resolution: 3840 x 1080
Game settings: windowed = no, screen def: max, screen size: 0 x 0, match device ratio: yes, game scale: max_round
Using graphics factory: DX5
Created graphics driver: Allegro/DX5
Supported gfx modes (32-bit):
1920x1080;
Supported gfx modes (24-bit):
1920x1080;
Requested gfx filter: StdScale
Using gfx filter: StdScale
Switching to graphics mode
Attempting to find nearest supported resolution for screen size 3840 x 1080 (32-bit) fullscreen
Attempt to switch gfx mode to 1920 x 1080 (32-bit) fullscreen; game frame: 1280 x 800
X Error of failed request: BadValue (integer parameter out of range for operation)
Major opcode of failed request: 153 (XFree86-VidModeExtension)
Minor opcode of failed request: 12 (XF86VidModeSetViewPort)
Value in failed request: 0x5800003
Serial number of failed request: 1135
Current serial number in output stream: 1137
Error: the program has exited without requesting it.
Program pointer: -179 (write this number down), ACI version 3.4.0.16
If you see a list of numbers above, please write them down and contact
developers. Otherwise, note down any other information displayed.
Aborted (core dumped)
Did you try the fix suggested on the download page?
(open terminal on the folder, then type once:
sudo chmod +x NSFWare data/ags32
If it doesn't work, I'm sorry : I have never used a Linux computer, the builds are generated automatically by Adventure Game Studio, I have absolutely no idea how to fix this :(and to play:
./NSFWare)
Yes, i've tried. no result(((
no problem)))
Thanks I guess
And thanks for the video!
This is beautiful. Thank you for representing many types of sex/sexualities/body types! I also really appreciate how all of these are treated equally and there is no shaming whatsoever. :)
Thanks. Why would there be any shaming? :)
This is awesome! Having a really hard time figuring out sync though, and it's not always clear why I lose on share. I like tease -- would love to see more that play with the requirements in a given scene.
for sync you have to press right or left when the cursor is in the yellow zone. And for share you have to keep the cursor in the central zone. What do you mean by requirements in a giver scene?
yeah, I finally got it and was able to score around 50 — I still always tend to lose on share even when I feel like I shouldn’t. I think my problem with sync was that it starts so slow that it doesn’t seem like the right thing for the scene/act.
For the other thing I just meant that I like how you have both tease and strip as variations on the same image / animation. It almost doesn’t matter because you see the instruction before the scene, but I think it’d be cool to play with that more.
Thank for your feedback! I think I'll make Sync and Share more merciful
Nice and original use of Paint Of Persia. I'm proud !
Works on linux, I just had to change some permissions
(open terminal on the folder, then type once:
sudo chmod +x NSFWare data/ags32
and to play:
./NSFWare
)
Thanks a lot for the information, (and for Paint of Persia obviously) I'll add it on the page!
super nice ! the rotoscopy make this nsfw wario ware pleasant to watch :) you have to try and guess what you are supposed to do
I'm glad you liked it!
Pour please IL faut suivre les instructions du monsieur (suivre son doigt). Pour sext cadrer madame dans l'écran du téléphone de manière à ce qu'on voit le haut de son crâne et sa culotte (celui là est vraiment pas clair je devrais peut être le refaire)
J'avoue c'est chaud parfois de savoir quoi faire selon le mini-jeu. Sinon, le concept est original j'avoue ! C'est bien réalisé en plus, peut-être même trop vu le thème ! ;)